We today live in a world where there are too much to be said as much as there are too many to be learnt and set aright. However, hypocrisy is one worrisome attitude by almost every member of the society.
But do you wanna know what fundamental hypocrisy is?
Hypocrisy is when a lady shaves off her eye brows for the purpose of Indian art.
Hypocrisy is when you now support a governmental policy you kicked against in the past because you have a strong penchant for party loyalty.
Hypocrisy is when you think polygamy is crap, but you are cool with your husband having a side chic.
Hypocrisy is when you hate Messi so much that you never admit any foul on him.
Hypocrisy is when you hate Wizkid😅
Unfortunately...
That dude doesn't even know you exist.
Hypocrisy is when you hate Ronaldo, but your dream is to become a footballer.
Hypocrisy is when you want become a top class artiste, but you hate Tubaba! Lol. Who does that?
Hypocrisy is when your lecturer gives you a Charity in an A course, yet you think he is a funny.
Hypocrisy is when he beats you every chance he gets, but you are in that marriage for the kids, besides, his family have always told you 'marry your children'.
Hypocrisy is when you argue women belong in the kitchen, but fear will not allow you to tell your wife that.
Hypocrisy is when you think you are following the footsteps of Basket Mouth, but you gaan you know say Hall 3 boys funny pass you.
Hypocrisy is when you are scrambling to be a fellowship leader, but you can't wait to go and wash it at #Tips bar immediately you are given the position.
Hypocrisy is when you hate a brother who doesn't even have a car. Lol. What are you now hating for? Skinny jeans? Trust me, even hate doesn't want to be used for such situations.
Hypocrisy is when you want to become an ambassador for the country but you still struggling with national anthem.
Hypocrisy is when you demean and condemn other people's religion, but you go around telling people the problem of Nigeria lies on the ugly religious and ethnic interest.
Hypocrisy is when you parade yourself as an advocate of peace, but you support Donald Trump.
Hypocrisy is when you parade yourself as a G-boy gangster with the name #BossMoney on fb and insta, but you cannot operate an ATM machine.
😂😝😂
© Shamsudeen Aliu
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