WAEC WIRED ME!

I heard that this was the most successful WAEC. Oboi e no reach my side oh. The ever benevolent WAEC don dash me 3 credits this year. Shai, I have cause to thank God. Last year, it was only one. 

But I have something to say. Please don't look at me as one who gives flickering excuses for failure. 

But maybe maybe... 

I do not have to pick up mama's tray of groundnuts and hawk them before and after school. 

Maybe maybe...

I do not have to move around the nook and cranny of Yenagoa looking for 'ogwoja' work to do that will fend me my Saturday bread. 

Maybe maybe... 

I do not have to forfeit Baba God's blessings on Sundays to till Papa's farm. 

Maybe maybe... 

I do not have to hear the tales of this cracked nation's economy from Mallam Ali's radio every freaking evening. 

Maybe maybe... 

I do not have to sleep hungry and wake up famished cause food for people like us is meant to be eaten once each day.

Maybe maybe... 

I do not have to get excess of the sun's vitamin D after treking miles to school and trek back home after being driven from school for tuition fees that increase with light speed.

Maybe maybe... 

I do not have to worry about how the fluctuating Naira that seems to debunk the law of gravity, would affect my family's survival.

Maybe maybe... 

WAEC maybe... 

I would have more As, Bs and Cs to brag about than Es, and Fs. 

WAEC maybe...

You won't have to wire me. 

By Oro Ewoma Great.